In the event you decide to try yoga, you will probably find that you enjoy it
But you will probably hobble around like an old lady for a few days
You will not enjoy going up and down stairs
You will not enjoy getting in and out of your smallish car
Or any other activity that involves moving from a standing position to a sitting position
(Including the loo)
And you will not be able to do this just yet:
But a girl can dream!