Wednesday, June 16, 2010

SIX PACK ABS.....GUARANTEED!!!!

I have found a new form of exercise...guaranteed to give you six-pack abs or your money back!!!!

All you have to do is catch a cold, or the flu, or pneumonia...which ever floats your boat.

Then when your lungs are filled up with fluid, just start coughing....and coughing.....and coughing.

Try to take a deep breath (that is if you can get past the sharp pain in your lungs).

Repeat for as many sets necessary for desired effect, believe me...you won't be able to stop yourself.

Your sides will begin to feel the effects after 4 continuous days of this.

(I want my money back.)

8 comments:

Maine Mom said...

Get better soon! My husband is finally feeling better after dealing with the same thing. Not fun!

Yvonne said...

I think I'll pass ; )

Hope you are feeling better soon.

Carrot Jello said...

I can hardly wait.

Carrot Jello said...

I can hardly wait.

Farmgirl Paints said...

Brutal way to get rock hard abs! Hope you get better soon!

Suzanne said...

That is so sad! I hope you fell better soon!

Carrot Jello said...

I wrote it twice because I was so excited.

Jenny said...

I'm going to have to try that technique...I MISS MY SISTER!!!